Ever since having children I no longer fall into the category of a “go with the flow” kind of gal. I really wish I was; that version of me had so much more fun and I think my husband liked her better. Don’t get me wrong, she still makes an appearance during margarita madness adults only nights or kid-free vacations. But the majority of my life is now dominated by a regimented, rule following adult that I never saw coming. I’m talking schedules, to-do lists, and lots of planning. Is it weird that I have a lady boner just thinking of all the organization?
I have also found that my new “adult” personality is accompanied by very low tolerance for bulls@$t. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So ya, I have a big mouth and I’m not afraid to use it. Admittedly, sometimes that gets me into trouble. But I’m not afraid to express how I feel and that’s a quality I’m proud of. As long as it is done with tact, we shouldn’t be afraid to be honest about anything. This is how The Review Shrew was born. Instead of fighting it, I’m just going to embrace my shrew-like tendencies and put that bitch to work. I mean, wouldn’t you like to have someone who is controlling and over analytical giving you product recommendations? At least you can guarantee that I’ve given every product a thorough and in-depth examination and you can count on an honest review.
On this page you’ll find reviews of all kinds of products. I’d like to say nothing is off limits but let’s be honest, people of the internet can come up with some crazy stuff. So I’ll say I’m willing to try almost anything. You want me to try it out for you, send me an email and let me know. If you want to pay me to review one of your products then definitely send me an email. Mama needs some new shoes, and a manicure, and a vacation with lots of adult cocktails.
My reviews will probably not be your typical online review that you’re used to. I don’t know about you, but I get so bored of the stuffy no-nonsense attitude. I like my life to be peppered with a little nonsense, it makes it so much more manageable. Just once, I’d like to come across a professional review that goes something like this:
“This (insert random amazing product) is the shiiiitttttt! I don’t know how I’ve lived this long on the Earth without it in my life. I’d literally trade my husband for it if I had to decide between the two. It does have a downside (insert honest cons of product) but hey, just like that husband of yours, nothing is perfect and you’ll be overlooking those small flaws in no time. If you are in need of (insert problem that this product solves) and you don’t buy this one, then you’re a big, dumb, idiot and I can’t help you.”
If I read this I wouldn’t have to guess if the reviewer actually liked this product or not. So many reviewers just want to state the facts and remain neutral. But that’s boring and robotic and I’m neither of those things. So I’m going to give you my reviews as if I’m talking to my friends, because they could be the only ones watching these videos anyways. If you’re looking for honest and interesting product reviews, that may contain some adult language, then welcome home baby birds .Let my anal and obsessive side benefit you by way of an honest and in-depth product review.